rick santorum reminds me of a slinky… you’re not sure what they’re for but they really make you smile when you push them down the stairs
April fools joke gone wrong
- Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
- Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
- Me: ...
- Peeta: When I walk out the shop
- Katniss: Not again-
- Peeta: This is what I see
- Katniss: Peeta stop
- Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
- Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
- Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
- Katniss: You done?
- Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
- Katniss: ...